I'm sorry.

I have been bad.
I have moved to London. I don't have the Internet and I have neglected my dear ol blog. Fear not... I will be back soon. I have lots to tell! I promise.
I love you.

New work.

Who's Jack Issue 32

Those lovely guys and gals at who's Jack have sneaked me in the mag!

How utterly lovely of them! Have a gander at the new issue of whos jack HERE!

Im on page 5, Yeah!

READ WHOS JACK HERE!

VISIT THE WHOS JACK WEBSITE HERE!

More Sneak Peaking.

FAVORITES: Mr Adam Batchelor

I love Adam he's ace, and also a super Illustrator. He works using using a mixture of different media, from pencil drawing to epic 3D sculptures and lovely little plastic donuts.

I am often chatting to him about his next Illustrative mission. He takes residence in the attic of a big house with his cat where he dreams up his ideas. He then he takes them and his cat (I made that bit up, but I like the idea) to his studio where his ideas take shape and he can dazzle us with all the wondrous creations featured on his website!

Check it out: www.adambatchelor.tumblr.com

FAVORITES: Miss Fay Elizabeth Heffer.

I haven't known of Fay for a very long time. She is a wonderful lovely little charm of a lady. She is a fellow Illustrator and a fucking good one too. She makes me laugh, and says things that I wish I had though of. I wish we lived closer.

I remember loving her work when I first saw it at her degree show in the summer. Her hand drawn dark luxurious illustrations are gorgeous. She draws sexy fox ladies peeing, narwhals and bears. We both hate moths and love cats. Hopefully it won't be long now until she is snapped up and gets the recognition she deserves.

I could say a million word about her and her works, but none will do the justice they deserve. You simply must go to her website this instant. (My secret diary exposed is a winner.)

www.fehillustration.com

Sneak Peak.

New.

New year newness. Well I have this new blog that isn't new at all, I have just jazzed it up a bit. Same goes with the Facebook group and the new webshite that is coming along.

I updated www.elliottrooney.com a while ago but its not the final product. I wanna get that shit up and running asap. I am currently working on a few new images and i am very excited about it.

I have a pic of a guy I know and i have made his face 100% symmetrical. Its looking good, at first it doesn't look right but you cant tell why untill you realize its in fact a total mirror image.

Also I am about to embark on the beggining of my teaching mission, I go back to college next month so that will be mildly exciting, stressful, and give me something new to moan about. Hoorah.

So in the mean time keep checking here and PLEASE join my Facebook group, get your mates to join. Even get the people you fucking hate to join, ya know... those fucking twats from school you always hated and to be honest the only reason you accepted their freinds request was to spy on how shit their life is and the litter of monstrous children they have had... I digress...

FACEBOOK GROUP: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38657429065

Self harm.

It's gods birthday or something and I got a harmonica. Rad!
I am doing everyones fucking head in. I keep getting mardy because I play the wrong note. I can play Motley Crüe and the Kukl. Naaaaaaat! Guitars are shit!

Fuck you 2009.

This year can fuck off. I hate it. I've manged to achive fuck all. I haven't got a job. I didn't move to London. I'm not doing my MA and I have fuck all money.

Not just me though, I can think of loads of people who are ready to set fire to this crappy year. I live in the hell hole of Devizes and can not wait to get out of here and for something fun to happen. 2010 will be better. I have a good feeling about it.